If the military issued a lube, that is what they would distribute with the condoms and artillery!
During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed a high-tech formula for smooth, rapid-fire action.
This unique, hypoallergenic, silicone-based lube keeps a Private's part well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use.16 Oz (473 ml).
